Be Brave and Be Kind

.Sarcastic jerk.
.Music is my life.
.If a song has clapping or whistling, I will love it.
.Banjos pluck my heartstrings.
.Forearm tattoos do strange things to me.
.I love wind.
.Consistently random.
.Twitchy, awkward and overzealous.
.I thoroughly enjoy a good witty banter session.
.I have the maturity level of a toddler.
.Tend to ramble like none other.
.Attention span of a--
.MUMFORD & SONS.
.AVETT BROTHERS.
.THE NATIONAL.
.CADILLAC SKY.
.PUNCH BROTHERS.
.FLEET FOXES.
.DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE.

--coked out gnat.
.PSR ♥ ML4L.

scifantasy:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

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abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

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jathis:

HE SAW HIS CHANCE

AND HE FUCKING TOOK IT

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thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

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sublim-ature:

Painted Hills, Oregon
Alex Mody

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

So close

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