Be Brave and Be Kind

.Sarcastic jerk.
.Music is my life.
.If a song has clapping or whistling, I will love it.
.Banjos pluck my heartstrings.
.Forearm tattoos do strange things to me.
.I love wind.
.Consistently random.
.Twitchy, awkward and overzealous.
.I thoroughly enjoy a good witty banter session.
.I have the maturity level of a toddler.
.Tend to ramble like none other.
.Attention span of a--
.MUMFORD & SONS.
.AVETT BROTHERS.
.THE NATIONAL.
.CADILLAC SKY.
.PUNCH BROTHERS.
.FLEET FOXES.
.DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE.

--coked out gnat.
.PSR ♥ ML4L.

kevinchurch:

I like Broad City.

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milkshakeprincess:

Me being touched by people who aren’t my friends. 

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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sofapizza:

robofillet:

counterpunches:

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x

I am never dancing in public ever again

coachella intensifies

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hausofjellz:

mishacklemoose:

Mark Ruffalo:

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Scarlett Johanson:

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Robert Downey Jr.:

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Chris Evans:

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Chris Hemsworth:

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Jeremy Renner:

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Tom Hiddleston:

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I think there should be a rule to reblog this every time you see it.

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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clocks-divorcing-ticks:

sorry not sorry

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fandomsandfeminism:

wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

A+ 

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selfdepricated:

buttart:

f-ili:

Puppy versus Dandelion

HE’S SO UPSET

youdontgetpunkatall

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kookoocachooo:

Just booked my flight to visit wiffle in Oregon.

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Hide yo kids.  Hide yo wives. 

  • Hiking, yes.  I wish I could make you walk the Butte, or better yet, Misery Trail, but I’m too nice. 
  • The National
  • Tattoos by a crazy lady
  • Game night with the aunties.  Sorry, in advance
  • Portland where you shall get to meet my perfect baby nugget nephew
  • Powell’s!
  • Spooning
  • Attempting to get my cat to like you. Crazy dog owner.