Be Brave and Be Kind

.Sarcastic jerk.
.Music is my life.
.If a song has clapping or whistling, I will love it.
.Banjos pluck my heartstrings.
.Forearm tattoos do strange things to me.
.I love wind.
.Consistently random.
.Twitchy, awkward and overzealous.
.I thoroughly enjoy a good witty banter session.
.I have the maturity level of a toddler.
.Tend to ramble like none other.
.Attention span of a--
.MUMFORD & SONS.
.AVETT BROTHERS.
.THE NATIONAL.
.CADILLAC SKY.
.PUNCH BROTHERS.
.FLEET FOXES.
.DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE.

--coked out gnat.
.PSR ♥ ML4L.

definitely-satan:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I have no memory of this

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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country-winnie-marshall:

I see no difference…

(Mumford gifs by internetdoashouting)

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rebellibrarianess:

tenxrosetyler:

I think this is it.

I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.

Goddamn Moffat

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heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

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FACT: There is no actual word or photo in the above image, but you know who it is.

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bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

iatethelastofthecorn:

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

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sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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